a golden state of mind

.I'm Ana.

.Let me blow your...mind.

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ocevns:

6-packs:

ocevns:

america is like the popular girl in school: everyone talks shit about her behind her back, but as soon as she talks to them, everyone pretends they love her because they know they’ll be cooler and get invited to parties

and then canada is like america’s best friend, who’s like the uglier version of her, but all the other kids think she’s way nicer

mexico is like the weird kid who keeps trying to get really close to america to smell her hair


wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating


drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst


jesuschristofficial:

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

(Source: jesuschristofficial)


goodfuckingcoffee:

packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip

unpacks 3 months after coming home